So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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