Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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