Yo dont text me then not text me
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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