this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
