He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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