Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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