Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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