That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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