the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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