Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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