like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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