That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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