love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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