So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it glows. i had to have it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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