good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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