I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Let's get the cat blown out
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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