Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You made out with two different species that night
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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