your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I've blown a few things in my day
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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