On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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