She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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