idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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