can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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