Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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