Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
vagina is talking i cant
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Houston, we have a squirter
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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