What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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