Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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