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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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