ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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