Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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