Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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