i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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