69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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