Whod you bang
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
