wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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