Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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