Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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