Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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