i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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