there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She announced her abortion via fbk
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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