How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
