your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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