her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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