What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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