I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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