Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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