The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My ass is underappreciated
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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