You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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