i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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