absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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