How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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