Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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