I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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