would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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