remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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