My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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