found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I can't turn off my feet"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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